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You'll be thrice enchanted by this sassy candle. Best paired with binge-watching your favourite show and a homemade cookie (or a dozen). Notes of brown sugar and vanilla
This candle features one of David's most relatable quotes: "I'm trying very hard not to connect with people right now".
Its 4-month anniversary cookie scent is as sweet as Patrick's love for David.
- 40-50+ hour burn time
- Candle lid colour may vary